is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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