we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did I show you my penis last night?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He has the fingertips of a God
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