I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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