i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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