if i can run in heels then i can drive
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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