mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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