I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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