at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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