found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
wow bdsm is so cute
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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