Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize