If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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