Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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