I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I believe in your delicious
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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