it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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