guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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