Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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