I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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