I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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