Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It's blow job season.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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