I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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