Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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