The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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