Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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