She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
this is an emotional support booty call
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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