I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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