omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
