I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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