Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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