You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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