Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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