just come out here and I will go home with you...
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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