how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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