so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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