im drinking this country out of the recession.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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