Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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