Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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