We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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