i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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