How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i think my cat just said my name.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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