Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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