Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Found your dick twin last night
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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