Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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