Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dicks are not precious.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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