her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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