I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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