R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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