I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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