why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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