You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He did a backflip because drugs
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