it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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