Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
