my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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