problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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