We're like a lot better than the average bears
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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