I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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