This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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