Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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